LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square549fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down112
arrow-up1152arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square549fedilink
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoit is extruded and harvested from your nipples
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoI would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?” The cheese is extra. “Ugh. Fine!”
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI see no flaws in this plan
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYou’re lactose intolerant
minus-squaresweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
minus-squareOmega@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
Ability to make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.
“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
The cheese is extra.
“Ugh. Fine!”
Brand new sentence?
I see no flaws in this plan
You are also able to end all wars
You’re lactose intolerant
It’s all kraft singles
You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
It’s Cheez-Whiz