Ngl, I don’t know anything about any of em; just woke up to the song playing at the end of a YouTube video the other day and got hooked on it literally just because I hate Christmas

War on Christmas, by Ramshackle Glory

Literally words from my soul; just wish it was longer.

🤷‍♂️

I prefer The Green Inferno

Sounds pretty good to me. Might try to get my local place to try this.

She was not pregnant, but she may have been suffering from some deficiency - nutritional or otherwise

Goldmember, but with green instead of gold

Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?

EW WHAT THE FUCK

:-p

When I worked at Subway, there was a woman who would get the BLT, but she’d want us to put the bacon in the toaster oven and literally burn it. As in, like, turn it into charcoal. One time I left it in until it was nothing but black dust and tiny glowing red embers, and she said it was the best she’d ever had.

As for the strangest thing that’s actually good, I think my tuna sandwich takes that one: flatbread, tuna, pepper jack cheese, double extra bacon, lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, one line of mayo, one line of sweet onion sauce, one line of roasted garlic aioli.

I personally don’t think that’s too far out there, but everyone I mention it to thinks I’m nuts 🤷‍♂️

I use Voyager

That being said, I agree with most others and don’t like them anyway; I just had no idea they were a thing.

There are avatars?

Man, the '80s were a different time

Shortly thereafter, I saw a porch swing with a fake skeleton sitting in it and chuckled, and he went “What is it now?” lol

I used to smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins. It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering!

lmao

Also: He put out a stand-up special in… 2012? called “You Don’t Look The Same Either” that was pretty good.

am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher

It’s Cheez-Whiz

The lady beside him seems like she should be chanting “Her-cules! Her-cules!”