My partner bought me a SNES Game Genie for my birthday years ago and now I have all of the Game Genies!

Strong Bad vibes

I bought three pairs of expensive headphones in 2020 because I got a taste of nice headphones+lossless and couldn’t stop myself D:

Then another pair of earbuds with ANC a few years later because I had to start going into the office sometimes and sit near the most annoying mf ever.

I kinda wanna buy more. But I don’t neeeeed them.

At first I thought I was watching the start of a Brutalmoose Barbie stream.

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

The only way anyone should ever do it.

Nah just words. Can’t call something bitchin’ on ml. The stuff you talk about is reasonable to not allow!

Signing up on .ml is signing up for censorship

Ugh I WISH… my old car didn’t have Bluetooth so I bought a BT-AUX adapter. It worked INSTANTLY and sounded amazing. Zero delay, loved it so much.

Got a newer car. Bluetooth included! …with a two second delay. I go to plug my BT-AUX adapter in so I don’t have a delay… NO AUX PORT IN CAR AAAA

That sounds dope actually

I’ve made a BLT wrap with veggie burger added and it was amazing

I have a close friend who is the opposite… I make my scrambled eggs so they’re just BARELY not wet at all. Just curds. Maybe a tiny bit of shine.

I was demanded to cook them… MORE. AND MORE. AND MOREANDMORE. The smell was REVOLTING. There were bits that were nearly black.

They fucking LOVED the eggs. The best eggs they’ve had in a long time, I guess. I had to open the windows.

I ate my barely-shiny eggs in another room.

gawd I love anchovies but I’m a salad bitch

gimme a million anchovies in my Caesar

If only refrigeration existed!

The first time I ate ass was my partner’s and it was after a rave.

We were both rolling tho so it was gross but also hot?

WAR! WAR! WAR!

I think I’ve bought two movies ever.

There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea

RIP Scoot D:

It was absolutely not appropriate. Add to that the HORRIFICALLY gratuitous dismemberment, decapitation, and other gruesome acts of torture… the fucking honestly was the LEAST of the issue.

My little brain was like “whoaaaa… anime is bad ass!”

Then I moved on to stuff like Azumanga, Excel Saga, and Cat Soup. Yknow, the hardcore stuff.

Your comment is completely irrelevant, OP didn’t mention anything about a daughter wtf

I love Azumanga, but Nichijou might be one of my favorites of all time. It’s got Azumanga vibes but cranks everything up to 100.