• sprite0@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    had a man come in early one morning. 24h place and i was doing prep and nobody else was dining. the waitress tells me he had asked to speak to me which was not usual!

    He said he had a weird request and hoped that i would indulge him. He said that he wanted a bunch of scrambled eggs, but wanted me to make them as undercooked as I could.

    We discussed the health risk and he said that he understood and he also said that no place had ever gotten them as he liked them.

    Well i’m an autistic people pleaser and eggs are my specialty so you know i’m going to make this fellas morning.

    I cranked the gas to high and got the pan ripping and just poured a cup of scrambled egg across the hot pan and then right off into a plate. It was about 40% curds swimming in uncooked egg mixture. The waitress asked me wtf but took it out.

    On his way out he told me with a beaming smile that it was the first time anyone had ever gotten his eggs the way he liked them. Felt nice.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 months ago

      I have a close friend who is the opposite… I make my scrambled eggs so they’re just BARELY not wet at all. Just curds. Maybe a tiny bit of shine.

      I was demanded to cook them… MORE. AND MORE. AND MOREANDMORE. The smell was REVOLTING. There were bits that were nearly black.

      They fucking LOVED the eggs. The best eggs they’ve had in a long time, I guess. I had to open the windows.

      I ate my barely-shiny eggs in another room.

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      7 months ago

      That reminds me of the way Gordon Ramsey said to cook scrambled eggs, at least for the result. Beat it in a bowl with some milk, then cook it with low heat using a spatula (the scrape luquid from the sides perfectly kind, not the pick up flat thing kind) to mix it constantly. Then, when you think it’s almost done, it’s done.

      Eggs end up moist and undercooked looking. It’s OK, I wouldn’t call it better than the usual scrambled eggs but just different.

      Not sure if briefly cooked on very hot pan would give the same result though.