It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful

If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

Sigh Femoids are heartless.

“AI companies,” i think you mean your retirement savings managers

This is an actual argument a “sigma grindset” coworker gave me once, specifically about being away from distracting women and just around other men who want to make money, and he’s in prison for sexual battery so I guess he’s happy now

Sometimes it’s the HV, sometimes it’s the AC

This guy cant even get his bastard children out of their sweatpants for a family photo and he’s apparently tough enough to be secretary of war? Okayy, guess I should start learning Mandarin

… and there goes most of them.

Here is an artists rendering

In Nashville once while being ridden to a Geese concert, an Uber driver told me that Egyptian girls are hot and easy but “militaristically anti-processed meat.” Thoughts?

Thoughts on the pyramids? How do you stand on the “Great Pyramids vs. Mount Rushmore” debate?

Reformed b/tard here and I’ve got to say this just really isnt the forum. Most people on Lemmy dont want it to be another reddit BTW. Not many pages here entertain that kind of stupid edginess

I’m somewhere between 5 and 4 if I’m really trying. Never felt like a handicap or anything before

I would make sure to include that Elon Musk is an immigrant from Africa but otherwise, thats pretty much it

I know better than to get in any prolong discussion on Lemmy about Karl Marx but it’s worth saying that he would’ve probably been a lot more delighted with Chinese communism (educated peasant uprising) than Russian (unguided peasant revolt taken over by urban intellectual minority), although neither really fit in with his deterministic view of history which said that nations needed a period of liberal capitalism before Communism could be achieved, and he obviously predicted Western Europe would be the nexus for this change.

It’s harder to do anything up high. Construction, climate control, transportation (moving something from one end to another), managing fires, additions, evacuation of personnel in an emergency, etc. etc., all get much harder when you build up up versus across.

You’re overthinking it lol

Went out for drinks the other day. Asked the bartender for a rum and coke.

She asked if Pepsi is okay.

I said “Sure.”

Imagine the look on my face when this blonde bottle jockey pours Pepsi and Coke in a glass and hands it over to me.