• GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Can’t believe you felt the need to use an indecent amount of water and electricity to power a request on a chatgpt server somewhere, just so you could make and share this shit. I fucking hate the reality we are all living in.

        • Hard work and determination

          Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies

          Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)

          • No animal products in diet or clothing

          Level 2

          • Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them

          Level 3

          • Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully

          Level 4

          • Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals

          Level 5

          • Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)

          Level 6

          • Does not step on animal shadows

          Level 7

          • Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs

          Level 8

          • Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind

          Level 9

          • Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being

          Level 10

          • Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future