Texts from the gym- cardio day for her while I worked chest

Thank you!

I think this must be what I’m remembering out of context. That’s from the letter he wrote in jail, right?

The movement he championed certainly benefited from violent factions regardless of how he personally felt about it, so there’s that at least. I wonder if he ever admitted that?

Similarly, watching videos/listening to music on full volume in public without headphones

Surprised I had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the comments to find this answer

Lol I’m definitely using this one

Hahaha

Haha imagine if we crossed paths

I’m curious where you’d go with one of my favorites: “my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks”

I would lie about having a degree and try to land a job that won’t verify it

Lmao, that’s a good one! I used to love going to Petco so I could loudly read the big sign “Wow, over one thousand-thousand animals saved!” (It said 1,000,000)

One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic

For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, “Did you know they just dug this lake last week?”

I already shit blood 😎

Edit: oh it says choose four lol

Lol, I’m sober now for good reason ☺

I had just come home from a party at a neighbors apartment, on a mix of xanax, coke, weed, and alcohol- not blacked out, but close to the most fucked up I’ve ever been.

I laid down on the couch, and my roommate, who was apparently trying to talk to me, said “you’re pretty faded, huh”. Without responding verbally, I looked at her as I slowly and deliberately pushed a pile of her stuff off the edge of the couch with my feet, which made a loud crash on the floor. After a moment of stunned silence, staring back at me, she just goes “… okay”

It didn’t click for me until the next day, and I was so embarrassed

Lmao, what?

Np! Although I should add, I’d recommend Hilariouschaos instead if you’re not an anarchist

you are in control of your own group, you can ban who ever you want

How is this different than a mod?

Almost any of them tbh, but I’d say dbzer0 is probably the best if you’re not genderqueer (otherwise, I’d say blahaj)

You’re not on their instance- you’re on .world, which is notoriously shite lol