• TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        4 months ago

        Hard work and determination

        Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies

        Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)

        • No animal products in diet or clothing

        Level 2

        • Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them

        Level 3

        • Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully

        Level 4

        • Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals

        Level 5

        • Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)

        Level 6

        • Does not step on animal shadows

        Level 7

        • Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs

        Level 8

        • Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind

        Level 9

        • Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being

        Level 10

        • Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future