Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
My mom had sex with your cousin!
Heyoooh
Only if we’re related.
Phew.
The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?
The Alabama jokes write themselves
GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
What the fediverse
Aw, man!
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Gotta keep it in the family
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
Roll tide!
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
Baseball, huh?
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
