mechoman444

I know a guy that’ll do this for free!

The don’t go chasing waterfalls.

Giving away my age a bit but Jane Fonda.

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you’re just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.

So you think the two “actresses” in that legendary video know they’re famous?

I get like 3 or 4 of those. Some of them I’ve heard out of context so I have no clue what they mean.

I’m 39.

It does feel good.

Source: I am a vegetable.

Not before 1990 but when I watched Terminator 2 as a kid I cried when they lowered the t-850 it into the molten slag.

Heart shaped box in my ass.

Sir. You appear to be lost. This is a Wendy’s.

I live in Atlanta so no. If I turn my blinker on that means they need to block me so I just shoehorn my way into every turn and lane change.

Steven Seagal.

GRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!

Immediately go to my comments to see whats getting downvoted to hell.

… … … Be back in ten minutes.

Hey you know who else made a list of banned words?

Hitler.

Hitler made a list of band words.

I want to know more about the dude taking a dook.

I did butt stuff with my girlfriend.

Marijuana constant masturbation and an overabundance of YouTube reality shows.

That got you right back on your feet.

(This is a joke)