• JayJay@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.

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      3 months ago

      I can’t be trusted with direct control of the of my pleasure center of my brain.

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    3 months ago

    Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.

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      3 months ago

      Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence? What if your brain upgrade becomes an emotional downgrade?

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    3 months ago

    I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    3 months ago

    Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.

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    3 months ago

    Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific

  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.

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      3 months ago

      Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.

      Great trick if she’s on top, fun for everyone

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      3 months ago

      I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, or at least I used to be able to. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.

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        My buddy has a CRT. It makes a very high pitched noise, close to 18900hz. But it’s not above what most people can hear, most humans can hear up to 20,000hz. Over time this decreases of course. But every time I go to this guy’s house I can hear the CRT going, so loud, so annoying.

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      Yep, super hearing for me too please. Imagine actually being able to appreciate 192khz recordings… damn. Actually, I don’t even think my HD600s go that high