I think the receptionist is interested but I’m not gonna hit on her at work like a skeevy fuck.

Seeing someone get hit on is like watching someone take their dick out in public.

I did butt stuff with my girlfriend.

I spent it all alone but I kinda wish I had gotten some little caesars.

Source of the top left image is dakimomkura (twitter link) (non-twitter link)

Source of the top right image is Little Caesars (non-twitter link)

For real, how much y’all getting paid? At this point I no longer believe it’s a coincidence with the frequency of these posts.

I’m alone but have been playing Sekiro all weekend so that makes up for it