My man. Also username checks out.

The only time I saw one of these on Reddit was when some asshole sent me one after a heated thread.

Beautiful. I can hear it in his voice.

Write, “Return to sender, no longer at this address.” On the envelope throw it back in the mail. You’ve done your due diligence.

Is it going to consist entirely of reviews of DUI lawyers?

I wouldn’t check your DMs then.

You trying to see me paint the bowl? I’d just take my word for it if I was you.

Bog standard sit down and let 'er rip.

I’m literally shitting right now y’all.

The grip on claw machines is adjustable, so the owner of the machine can decide how hard or easy it is.

You don’t say?

Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

It’s called a poll tax, and yes it’s supposed to be illegal. What godforsaken state (they all are in their own special way.) is pulling that?

Brave.

Would somebody ban this shitheel please?

You fool! You’ve doxxed yourself!

Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it’d just hang out until it was evicted.

Nice.

Well played.

Eat food ya dip.

Gob Bless Ken M.