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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

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FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • PineRune@lemmy.world
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    And their source is a “Verified Taco Bell employee” on Reddit??

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?

      • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’d trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.

        But that’s just me.

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        Principle Skinner: “Myes!”

    • hopesdead@startrek.website
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      Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      at least they have a source

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.

  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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    Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

    • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wait…WHAT?!

      I don’t want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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        It was either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.

        Lots of people are saying it.

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          The best people?

          • [deleted]@piefed.world
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            Everyone except the deplorables.

      • FishFace@piefed.social
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        There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.

        It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.

        More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          I mean, you’re at a party and you get drunk and high and pull dumb stunts with your friends, someone snaps a photo of it. I doubt he actually sucked someone off, but there’s definitely a photo of him looking like he did, for comedic effect.

          Because, he’s a pedophile, he don’t do old men and horses, only young children pissing in his mouth.

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          The line is about Putin having pictures of Donnie blowing Bubba which implies Russian blackmail.

          Yes, Donnie is Trump and Bubba is Clinton and it is possible that is is just dark humor but if so their delivery sucks.

        • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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          It’s honestly making American liberals look as stupid as MAGA/QAnon dipshits. In no kind of reality did Donald Trump blow Bill Clinton and it’s so ridiculous that of all the things in the emails THIS is what the supposedly more sensible and intelligent left has decided to waste its energy on.

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            Difference is we all know that, but we’re running with it FOX style, to make a fucking point.

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              Very much unconvinced that all of you are in on that joke!

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                Then you probably lack social skills and education.

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                  Neither of which I will be receiving from you, evidently

            • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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              Conservative dipshits do not understand “points” and fascists are just happy you’re making memes instead of throwing punches.

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                Conservative dipshits don’t understand anything and there’s no fancy way of phrasing your point or argument that’s gonna penetrate those thick skulls.

                They’re adept at doing mental gymnastics and will keep doing backflips over the topic.

                Might as well have some fun.

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                  Right.

                  I’m fuzzy on my history- remind me again how much “fun” it took to put Hitler and his cronies in the ground? Can’t recall.

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            I remember you from before. You continue to earn the tag I gave you. BoTh SiDeS and all tho

            • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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              Not sure what “both sides” you’re talking about here

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        https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/epstein-bubba-trump-blowing/

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          Thats a slim and trim article there. You’d have to think they’d at least put the email info in from the dump.

          Edit: I a whole word

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      Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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        New fetish unlocked

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    I’m surprised Taco Bell hasn’t been deported yet.

    • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
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      Well it isn’t Mexican.

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        Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn’t stopped from trying to deport people.

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          • The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works
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            Didn’t they just “deport” a purple hearted veteran to Mexico?

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            Happened more than once

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          Do they make money for the 1% somehow? Yes? Then they’re obviously fine, moral, upstanding American citizens, like all corporations are.

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    😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!

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      Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!

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        Party like it’s 1789!!

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      I’ve heard of a taco… Made entirely out of burritos.

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    My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.

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      Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on their demonic remains.

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        WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
        Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.

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    Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

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      Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.

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      That was the embutido locos, a menu item they no longer carry

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    It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.

    In a statement to Fox News, a spokesperson for Taco Bell simply said, “We are in the process of evolving our menu to simplify operations and make our team member and customer experiences easier. We’ll have more to share with you soon.”

    Hard hitting journalism right there.

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    This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

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      What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

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    “Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”

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    All potato items?

    Because potatos are too pricey?

  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org
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    I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely

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    RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.

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    Now that is hard hitting journalism!

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    CTV (tw) did similar things during the white paper protests and it works surprisingly well for the elderly, unfortunately.

  • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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