I wonder how many people watched The Colbert Report and had no idea it was satire.

Do I have to pay a troll to get into them?

Remember, he said on national daytime television he would date Ivanka.

Why did I read this in Schwarzenegger’s voice?

Phil McGraw is downright, possibly a toxic man to be taking any advice from. There have been longstanding allegations that drugs (maybe alcohol too) have been given to guest on his talk show before taping, while those on medications allegedly have had them withheld before taping. That is on top of the typical toxic workplace behavior that has been reported with similar type of environments.

He needs to open a history textbook book.

When I was introduced to Google, my relatives were using it to look up video game cheat codes. I think we even looked up walk through for Driver. That tutorial was absurdly fucking difficult. A group of like 10 people couldn’t complete it for hours.

Remember this is the same guy that has increased the price on vehicles people didn’t yet receive but already paid for. He asked people to pay more for already purchased vehicles they have not received.

I swear Universal said Jurassic World: Dominion would be the last movie for the franchise, then two years later they announced Rebirth.

Back in January I went into a Bagel Me! and it looked like New York City from the 90s as depicted in tv and movie. Such a weird feeling.

I’m gonna just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA

Says the guy who wonders if Smurfs fuck and talks to strange men in metal bunny costumes.

It terrified me none the less and embarrassed me. I wasn’t even the person who wanted to drink that beer.

Don’t put glass bottles in there. I did that once and forgot. The next day I heard a loud explosion. Went to open the feeezer and glass was falling out.

It doesn’t resemble the movie Alex Proyas directed. It’s all short stories. It ends with a man having a fight with God, which they just scream math equations into the sky.

Have you read the original Asimov move script? I believe it was written back in the 70s. A special edition of the movie came with a paperback edition of the book version that was illustrated by Harlan Ellison.

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

Raw egg.

EDIT: Maybe not for the temperature itself but that’s why it is unsafe in general.

I believe there is a joke in The Office about Todd Packer being able to name all the extant species, because there are only two.

You can find this on the album Inside Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry was asked to give an example of network notes. For context, just know Gene was a Humanist. He framed The Bible as if it was the script for a television show. Everything pretty much would have been deemed inappropriate.

I know we tease people in modern times who would criticize Jesus of Nazareth for how he has been historically known, but it is wild how a religious text would not been deemed acceptable for 60s or 70s television.