- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don’t want to.
Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.
With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5
- My back
I am not female.
You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉
I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓
Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.
Honestly?
Crappy laptop trackpad picks up stray clicks from my wrists being close enough to trigger touch without touching. Blind operation is not an option, unless I bust the whole experience down to a text-only terminal.
But otherwise, throw in a decent VR headset and I’m on my way to yoga-based development.
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If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
I’d say visibility is kinda poor
field of vision
Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face
Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.
Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.
My inflexibility
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Bigger Plug?
Or tighter anus.
You can never go back.
Use some duct tape
- I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
- Even if I could do this, I don’t have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.
My hamstrings
My back.
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Gimme a wedge pillow to keep my ass above my head and I’m in
Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.
