You can never go back.

I know how to touch type in Colemak but not Qwerty. Is this a sign of autism?

Nah, sorry. If you’ve got a lazy teenager (or even adult) living rent free in your basement, you have every right to pressure them about finding a job.

I tried this and the waiting list for anything remotely worth a damn was months long. I just went and pirated the thing instead.

Has your experience been different?

It’s never a bad idea to instance block them. They’ll endlessly bully you and gang up like a bunch of school children. The only thing that stops it is to stop responding.

Arch user here.

My recommendation to noobies is always Linux Mint even though I don’t use it.

I use Arch, btw.