Texas National Lard
That’s protective padding!
No worries, Hegseth is going to whip them into shape post haste!
Why does it say US Army on their jackets if they are NG?
Are you aware of what a pun is?
Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago… All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn’t want us to remember that he’s likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.
This is the EXACT thing we’re supposed to forget. Epstein.
Nobody’s forgetting hes a pedophile who has fucked tons of baby girls. We knew this before the Epstein list came out. He said it on TV.
Everyone who cares already hates him. The ones who dont never will.
To reiterate: he said it on TV, this was not a secret, the line about how he’s allowed to ‘grab them by the pussy’ was about minors, little girls.
Stop pretending these cultists have any conscience, any ethical line. Just call them all pedophiles. They’re the pedo party.
He even talked about fucking his own daughter if he had the chance
Right! He did! As if we hadn’t all guessed.
It’s not that they know. It’s that we won’t allow the subject to be changed anymore. We’re bullying back. If you’re tired, consider taking a break in general, bc this is the only thing I’ve seen working, and it gets to places violence doesn’t reach.
Also, your criticism is helpful and I am NOT arguing against any of your salient points.
I just call them pedophiles. It at least gets them to shut up.
That’s the spirit.
Tbh, I learned they shut up faster lately.
Some boomer tried to shame me for using public transit, which employed him. Shut up when I pointed out I’d never been paid a living wage my entire life, which made maintaining a car hard whether you knew how to change the oil or not.
Had a nice conversation about local geology after that. Fancy that.
Learning more and more that maga folks expect to be cuffed once to know respect, and twice for love, then once a year after that for measure. Something about sense of consequence. But also I’m recomending mace+ to all minorities(more backlash from some some biggotkuks.).
Anyway, again, basic bullyback, right? Learning late. Might pick up artofwar for seasoning. (sabo manual is already on the rounds, right?)
Art of war is incredibly basic, things like ‘try to outnumber the enemy!’ ‘Don’t telegraph everything!’ ‘Circumstances can be advantageous or disadvantageous; pick the first one when you can!’. Read Clausewitz, either Mao or Lawrence, and something modern; I like Boyd but I’m a systems pervert.
tell me more about those
Been a long-ass time since i touched any of this, and it all kinds bleeds together, but from very rough blurry memory:
Clausewitz is… Okay so I found him incredibly hard to read because i kept wishing I had a chance to go back in time and kick him in the dick, maybe when he was too old to chase me very far after, but basically about how conflict is about more than just killing dudes, and killing dudes is a means rather than an end.
Mao talks about fighting bigger foes and some on the role of the (non-fighting) people in war. How a force sustains itself in nontraditional circumstances.
Boyd is late 20th century american imperial air force; an information/attention guy. The OODA loop guy. Relevant in modern deeply bullshit war. There are other options, but like i said: I’m a systems pervert.
Lawrence covers some (but not all) of the ground of the last two from a more romantic and heroic (and older! He fought in world war 1! Boyd was a ds1 guy and Mao was Mao) perspective. And also is a better writer than Mao or whoever put together Boyd’s stuff.
This isn’t an educated guess. We know he’s in there. The exact details of his involvement are needed to prosecute, but we for sure without a doubt know. We may not know it directly from this case, but the sum of all of the evil shit he’s been a part of will easily lead you there, just not enough to prosecute this exact instance unfortunately.
This isn’t about fucking Epstein, this is a literal fascist takeover of our cities for fuck sake. At what point will you realize this?
People have been saying “It’s all a distraction!” in response to every single thing Trump has done for the past decade. They just can’t accept that Trump and his supporters are just awful people who consistently do awful things. Gotta be some Grand Design.
Porque no los dos?
If the Epstein thing had been handled properly we wouldn’t be in this mess.
On the one hand, I feel bad for them. They signed up because it put a little extra food on their family’s plates, and they felt like they’d be helping out in case of a hurricane, tornado, earthquake, flood, or similar. They likely don’t desire to enforce the anti-constitutional rulings of a degenerate. They’ll be fired at best for refusing, jailed or made an example of at worst.
But… they are still the hands carrying out the tasks. Fuck them. We live in a society where information is milliseconds away, and being ill-informed on a topic is only due to laziness. There are fucking cartoons that will explain constitutional law if you can’t read a text based article for long enough to grasp the topic, for fuck’s sake.
Heavy troops
Meal Team Six reporting for duty!
in the mess hall.
Heavy infantry
I thought petey said no fatties allowed
hes also drunk most of the time.
Liquid diet. Not good for marching.
probably using them as human shields, since fat people are better at absorbing bullets.
You mean Twinky Pete?
Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs
Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!
Gravy seals are on deck, rolling to first objective!
whoop, didn’t see your comment before i made mine.
uh… more patrons for the buffet, i guess?
Copy that
I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?
They changed the fitness test to a chili cook off back in '07.
O that checks out. Pete’s going to be upset that there’s nobody he would swipe right on. That’s the new military standard the grinder swipe right test
Presented without comment
AFT (Army Feast Test)
They didn’t, which gets them a small write-up or similar, I’d bet. I used to have a coworker in the national guard, and he was never worried about it.
O lawd they comin’
If anyone wants a transparent PNG, here it is.
Thanks! I’m gonna have fun with this…
On a culinary tour of duty.
I’d genuinely be fine with that. If a bunch of shit hicks from Texas came to my city on a government subsidized tasting tour, I don’t think anybody would be mad.
Reserves, they been reservin’
I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.
But….
These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.
So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…
Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.
These last two paragraphs are poetry
I wouldn’t say the NG members are evil people doing evil things. They don’t exactly get a choice in the matter about where they’re deployed, and I haven’t seen any reports of NG members doing anything nefarious.
These are evil people arriving to do evil things.
They’re members of the national guard. The typical enlistment period for the National Guard is 8 years. Many would have joined under Biden, and are probably still required to serve out a number of years. If they don’t, then they might have to suddenly pay back the tuition benefits or something. The military, Guard included, isn’t normally something you can just quit if you don’t like how things are going.
ICE employees? That’s another matter. You had to voluntarily join ICE, and many of them have joined in just the last few months. They knew what they were getting into. They’re wearing masks to hide their identities, and all the bad incidents I’ve heard of (people being shot by rubber bullets, being thrown down and injured, etc.) have been ICE not Guard.
They have no choice about their lawful orders. These guardsmen were ordered to deploy against America and didn’t refuse. Maybe evil is a strong term but it sure sounds like Treason to me.
These guardsmen were ordered to deploy against America
No, they were ordered to deploy in America, and ordered to protect federal buildings and “maintain order”. There’s nothing illegal about that order, or treasonous about following it. They’ve been used that way plenty of times before. Generally when they’re deployed following a natural disaster, one of the things they’re there fore is to deter looting. The whole “natural disaster” bit seems the main thing that the National Guard does these days. Then there are other times where they’re deployed to maintain law and order: the 1992 LA riots, the 1968 riots after the assassination of MLK, etc.
There’s nothing treasonous about that. And the orders authorizing those deployments aren’t illegal orders. If you were one of the racists who wanted to attack MLK’s march from Selma to Montgomery, you might have felt that the national guard preventing you from attacking the marchers were “race traitors” or evil, but history would have shown you were wrong.
In this case, history will probably show that the guard stood around looking tough, maybe made a few arrests. Some of those arrests will historically be seen as violating the first amendment, but some will be seen as normal, boring legitimate arrests. There will probably be some protesters beaten up, but that’s almost certainly going to be the cops rather than the national guard.
Maybe, at some point, an order will come down to load live ammunition and start shooting protesters. If that happens the soldiers who follow those orders might be considered “evil”, but I imagine many won’t follow that order because they’ll see that as stepping over the line.
Also, you really need to read up on the actual definition of treason.
That was a wild amount of mental gymnastics to lick boot.
Whereas you prefer to avoid any kind of thinking in case it makes your brain warm up slightly.
Same. I used to be overweight (though not as much as they are), and even though I’m fit now, I would never make fun of a random person’s weight - you never know what illness or psych problem they are dealing with.
But in this case I think it’s fair, as 1) soldiers should be fit, and 2) they are here to hurt (or at least intimidate) you, so no reason to be nice to them
Also there are four of them in close proximity which is fucking hilarious following shortly after the drunkass Pete Hegswhatever was just lecturing the military commanders about how he was going to get rid of anyone who didn’t meet his physical standards.
Yall would do best to quit the handwringing about when and how body shaming is okay. Body shaming is never okay, period. This is not leftism. This is liberalism. Leftists dont do this. And to what end? Performative schoolyard insults aren’t going to stop the descent into fascism. All it does is show you aren’t understanding what causes fascism and how it’s mitigated. Does the existence of black Nazis give you the right to start dropping N bombs?
“Violence doesn’t work against Nazis”
What??? What was WWII about then??
You have two methods to stop fascism: meet people’s basic needs, or squash it with guns and bullets. No amount of cutting late night monologues, or epic slams, or incisive think pieces will quell fascism. I’ll leave you a quote from Hitler.
And so, I established in 1919 a programme and tendency that was a conscious slap in the face of the democratic-pacifist world. [We knew] it might take five or ten or twenty years, yet gradually an authoritarian state arose within the democratic state, and a nucleus of fanatical devotion and ruthless determination formed in a wretched world that lacked basic convictions.
Only one danger could have jeopardised this development — if our adversaries had understood its principle, established a clear understanding of our ideas, and not offered any resistance. Or, alternatively, if they had from the first day annihilated with the utmost brutality the nucleus of our new movement.
Neither was done. The times were such that our adversaries were no longer capable of accomplishing our annihilation, nor did they have the nerve. Arguably, they furthermore lacked the understanding to assume a wholly appropriate attitude. Instead, they began to tyrannise our young movement by bourgeois means, and, by doing so, they assisted the process of natural selection in a very fortunate manner. From there on, it was only a question of time until the leadership of the nation would fall to our hardened human material.
Emphasis mine.
🤣🤣🤣👏👏 just, bravo.
Can’t see anything.
I see only moustaches and guns floating in the air
Meal team six.
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RAMIREZ! SECURE THAT BURGER TOWN!
