The old Gift Shop sketch

They always do.

If I got this right from l to r:

•The Groundhog (from either Groundhog’s Day or Caddyshack)
•Ted & Bill
•RoboCop
•The Indian Chief from Ernest Goes to Camp

Original title is lost packet form, yours is lost package form (emphasis mine).

Thanks, I hate it.

Are you ready to be tech support for when the “weird box in the corner” stops working?

And there’s no mention of how far away these people live; the further away the less likely I setup something like this. I have no desire to try and fix a bootloader issue from 1,000 miles away just to waste several hours and have to ship them a new X.

I know this because I’ve done it, and I wouldn’t do it again. If someone doesn’t specifically ask for a home hosted solution (and have some sort of technical knowledge), I never offer a home hosted solution.

Done, though some of the questions were redundant or weirdly phrased.

Could also do that with international vacation spots too.

Teleport home to feed the cat and then back to Italy.

We should stop using time zones…

The way they are and divide them in half so that the western side of the current time zone gets the same-ish amount of light as the eastern side of the time zone

… and daylight saving

By springing ahead permanently, right? Right‽

Once you’ve seen one [Monty Python] episode you’ve seen them all.

Sir, these are not Big Bang theory episodes.

Sometimes this community will have the article

https://lemmy.world/c/nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Sure, at an obscene price.