• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
          15·
          1 day ago

          Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

          There is no way he’s a good guy.

          • AxExRx@lemmy.world
            1·
            13 hours ago

            For anyone who hasn’t seen it, give David sedaris’ “6-8 black men a listen.”

          • 0ops@piefed.zipEnglish
            2·
            21 hours ago

            The elves should unionize. Let’s see that fat-ass Santa make a few billion gifts on his own.

            • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
              3·
              1 day ago

              Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.

              Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.

              Both have elf slave labor.

              Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.

              Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.

              However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.

      • WindyRebel@lemmy.world
        2·
        21 hours ago

        Not to my knowledge, but that fucker, the Easter Bunny, Leprechauns, and Tooth Fairy all support/practice breaking and entering!