This sounds like anxiety and possibly major depressive disorder. All you can do is see a therapist, or just keep forcing yourself to get up instead of laying down and tell yourself it will get better. Just small steps for now.

Adam’s ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam's_ale

At this point, I’m willing to a genetic test subject. Worst case I look like an axolotl, but others will be one step closer to enjoying the fruits.

Interesting direction, any recommendations? As I feel like I’m starting all over again these days lol.

Sorry to hear, but an interesting thought experiment. At my age, there’s no reason not to give it a shot. I’ll name him, Gwen. 😂👍

Yes, imagine a self-critical version of yourself voicing its opinions on your failures.

This is actually pretty genius, are there any downsides?

I haven’t given mine a name… the strangest part is it used to help out.

The Last Man on Earth? lol

Amen, and love the username lol

They do not, this song is more used to get employees to quit.