• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
      15·
      1 day ago

      Santa has an ethnicly homogenous slave workforce trapped in a secret location facing sub-zero work conditions and runs a global child surveillance system supporting an opaque punishment algorithm.

      There is no way he’s a good guy.

      • AxExRx@lemmy.world
        1·
        10 hours ago

        For anyone who hasn’t seen it, give David sedaris’ “6-8 black men a listen.”

      • 0ops@piefed.zipEnglish
        2·
        17 hours ago

        The elves should unionize. Let’s see that fat-ass Santa make a few billion gifts on his own.

        • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
          3·
          22 hours ago

          Both are old, bearded, and project a friendly, wise-grandfather image.

          Both lead a closed community with strict hierarchies.

          Both have elf slave labor.

          Both run surveillance operations: Dumbledore has the portraits, Fawkes, the Marauder’s Map (by proxy), and Santa has the Naughty-or-Nice list.

          Both maintain a mystique that disguises how much control they actually wield.

          However, I still think Santa is more likely to be evil.