What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?!
EatingBoofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
Get your hands off my
penisanus!Get your hands off my spring roll!
This is democracy manifest!
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Literally 1984
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.
First they came for the spring rolls…
Then I came for the spring rolls
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
They also came for frozen potatoes
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
I mean… I’m trying to be snarky, but I’m finding it hard to argue that it’s bad advice.
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Somebody else’s buthole,
Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
the ring isn’t flared at the base that’s why
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Hmmmm, leftovers!
IT IS MY RIGHT!
You have a right and a left butthole?
🫦
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Too late, please advise.
mmm i need lumpia
