no one will love you more than a spoiled pet

so horse angels are just sausages with wings, got it

i mean you can still do this, my mom’s SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i’m sure it’s not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.

also like don’t fucking view women as machines you pay for sex? if you have to pay for dates and shit beyond buying yourself a meal then you’re not dating, you’re engaging in extremely convoluted maybe-prostitution.

like it’s fine to pay for things from time to time, but it should be something you’d also do for a friend or family member, it should not be a sex bribe holy shit.

eeeehhhh this depends on context, in “Ye olde taverne” it’s definitely meant to be Þ, but in “beware ye who tread here” i’m pretty sure it’s a completely separate word basically meaning “those of you”

and that’s why we should support people who sue these companies for making mistakes :)

important to note that you’ll probably want to crack the oven door open a bit, for which you might need something to keep it open, and dear god make sure everything in the path of the heat won’t burn. Ask me how i know!

Also works great for mushrooms, particularly because it slightly roasts them as well and that makes the flavour meatier and the texture when rehydrated chewier. Also also how the fuck did i never realize that you can do this with vegetables, i have to try that now!

people make mistakes, that’s why EXTREMELY PROFITABLE GLOBAL RESTAURANT CHAINS should have procedures and sufficient staffing to ensure that these mistakes don’t kill people.

basically just vigilante food inspection

so like, electric vibrating foot bath?

make sure to not call gay people sinners and you’re probably good

the vatican city is 0.5 km² and located on the edge of downtown rome, if italy wanted to they could annex it in 15 minutes by sending in 100 people, or just block shipments and wait a few days.

honestly if i were spiderman i don’t think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it’d just feel like tempting fate

that, or go all in on it for the “no no, that’s too obvious, it can’t be them” factor: have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc…

relationships do tend to be better when they’re between people who like each other, yes

or just don’t comment on it at all, they should be able to figure out you’ve seen it from the context of you commenting on other parts of their search history, and realize that if they’re going to do something private then maybe they want to close the curtains, for everyone’s sake

but you can’t market that and charge way too much for it

it’s the US, that’s all you need to know

this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

does PC count? because i never gave a fuck about consoles beyond “oh shit the 3ds can do 3d? that’s the coolest thing i have ever seen”

tenderly he caressed her surging kneecaps