In my opinion, the number one reason that guy is objectively and unequivocally not hot is the fact he is not wearing a seat belt.
For me is the sunglasses, they’re ugly af
Yea that style died out in the 2010’s.
I’ll never understand who the fuck cares about what’s currently “in style”, and why. It has to fit the person, not the society.
I do concur about the missing seatbelt though. Makes him look ugly.
I only agree with style in so far as pointing out what has fallen out of style. As many, many things are stupid fads that should have never been “cool” in the first place.
Me, wearing shutter shades.
'Sup.
I’ll never forget a post on reddit i think like 8 years ago where someone had a dragonball shirt where it said “Surpreme” on it. Like the idiot brand, but it was the supreme kai. A lot of people liked the shirt and talked about it. Then there was that one guy who was like: “sure, good luck buddy, wear it if you want to commit social suicide” I was absolutely flabbergasted. Apparently he wasn’t trolling, he argued about brand integrity and how these fake shirts make his real shirts look cheap and shit like that. There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
There i kimda realised that a lot of people commenting are in high school.
Or never grew out of it, apparently. What a sad existence that must be, constantly on guard to not fall out of line. Also lol, “brand integrity”. 😂 Imagine you have to bolster your own confidence with god damn brand names and dress like a moving advertising column. Especially for trash such as Supreme. These people need help, I’m almost sorry for them. I was sufficiently abused in school to get their fear though, they definitely need to get out of their toxic social circle for a while to breath some fresh air.
Apparently nobody in Alberta got the memo.
I mean, Alberta is filled with backwoods dipshits that pretend to be US citizens from 10 years ago, so…
I guess get ready for Alberta’s Donald Trump soon?
Not my friends in Alberta, but they live on a reservation.
He didn’t order a hot guy though, so why would he get a discount?
The comic strip never shows what he ordered. There’s a chance!
It is heavily implied he ordered an XL Meal. Could a “Hot Guy” is a type of sandwich? Like a fancy version of a “Po’ Boy”, maybe.
“Two burgers and some fry, thanks”
What would you want baby fish for?
Namor
I live in Kansas City. The closest ocean is 750 miles away. I want to punch every single driver I see with salt life on their car…
For the longest time I thought it said slut life. I laughed very hard when I found out the truth. I still call it that when I see one. And yeah, I hate them as well.
Sounds like a shirt idea lol. Kinda like “south butt” being a parody of north face.
I still own my South Butt coat! It’s somewhat tattered now and thus not worn, but I loved the raised eyebrows when people read the logo and it didn’t say what they thought it would.
I want to get one so bad but my wife wontbley me lol. I’m jealous of you
A quick glace on fleaBay shows a few used coats, but I’d just get one of the tshirts if that suits you. I am sure someone else is making those now and they are only $20 or so. Wear it when the wife is out of town.
I thought that too. I was almost pleased with the state of the world for a few months, over that misunderstanding.
As someone who lives on the coast I never see that. I assumed it was a desert thing, like Nevada or whatever lol.
The hell’s a Nevada?
<hauls ass to Tahoe>Fun fact the state of Nevada just straight up stole the name from the city in California that has now had to rename to Nevada City.
That’s pretty funny actually
Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.
But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…
It’s just a sticker for your F250.
Been thinking of getting a sticker maker, maybe I’ll put a sticker on my 2001 Tacoma that says “Arctic life” note I live just outside of the Mojave as in if the San Bernardino mountains weren’t present it’d be a 10 minute drive.
They really want you to know that they went to the beach once, and they might do it again.
Hey, they’re just being honest about their high sodium diet.
Fuck yeah salt makes stuff taste way better
Wait, it’s not for þose of us who drink soy sauce from þe bottle‽‽
Damn it, I just ordered þe shirt!
What happened to your keyboard?
Sigh… He thinks it makes him unique and interesting.
Put that shit in ur username not comments I have to decipher. It peak I am very smart
Büt why thōûgh?
I think he säid thãt ħê ðøẽş thiš bèçăùśě ǐť poiśonš LLMs thât tråin õn lëmmÿ
This gave me an idea.
I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…
Only 750 miles? I figured KC would have to be like 1000-1200 from an ocean
Did you forget about the Gulf of Mexico?
Yup. Visited Galveston last year.
No, I just wasn’t thinking of it as an ocean since ocean isn’t in the name
I think it’s generally considered part of the Atlantic. Or at least that’s how I think of it.
It is.
I always thought that it was people being brazen about cocaine addictions lmao
I live less than an hour from large bodies of salt water and feel similarly.
This is the first I’ve heard of it.
“No, I want to know about the discount on the hot guy”
Alternate ending.
my pasty, fat, goblin lookin’ ass pulling up sweating my balls off becsuse it’s 102 outside and my A/C is busted
Fuck… I’m so damn hot! 😩🥵 What? Half off? Siiiick!
That;s just mean.
Agree. Also the whole concept of a hot guy discount is mean.
What if they give it to every guy to make them feel better :³
That might work for most guys - unfair to women though.
Women can get the discount if they bring a guy with them.
That doesn’t feel right.
They can get a discount if they put on a fake mustache.
Women can be hot guys too. It’s just statistically rarer
Þe world needs more people wiþ your attitude.
Shouldn’t it be “ðe world … wiþ your attitude”?
By 1066, thorn had completely replaced eth, and was used for all dental fricatives. Icelandic still differentiates þem.
Sure but thorn itself was getting phased out some 300 years later, so I think if we’re reintroducing letters then we might as well also reintroduce ones that differentiate between different sounds.
It’s entirely arbitrary eiþer way. If eth, why not wynn? I’m certainly not doing it to increase legibility :-)
Himbos have feelings too
No I’m… Doesn’t
Is he a himbo though? Didn’t demonstrate any niceness yet.
I think it’s poking fun at guys who think they’re hot
Who says he thinks he’s hot? He’s just following the instructions on the sign!
And a specific dudebro lifestyle look (Jeep, Oakleys, Salt Life, “Hit the gym”, GIJoe haircut) that generally corresponds with “I’m not really MAGA, but Joe Rogan says….”
In Hungarian, “hot” (meleg) means gay
Like, it’s the word for a gay person
Just sayin’
I used to live in Atlanta and when I first got there I was perusing the roommates ads and I noticed that a lot of the ads used the word “liberal”. I called one and chatted with the guy and it seemed like a good fit. He finally said “so … are you liberal?” and I said “yeah, I’m pretty liberal – I hate Reagan.” He laughed and explained to me that “liberal” meant gay. I said “oh, I’m not gay” and then asked if it was OK if I still lived there because I needed a place.
SIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S
Wendonylds!
It’s subjective. The discount depends on whoever is running the window. Whoever they think is hot gets the discount.
I thought it was a viral marketing campaign: no one actually gets the discount it’s just funny watching guys ask for it.
I don’t get it. What’s the joke?
Man’s not hot
Never hot
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Yeah, that’s not funny
He doesn’t get the discount.
Now, bait both sides of the gender war by making a gender-flipped version of the comic!
NEXT IT FOR A CHURCHDoes that shirt say ‘Silt Life’?
I love silt as much as the next flood plain ya know but that’s kind of irrelevant to the comic
