My order actually got delayed today by like two months, hilarious to hear yours made it!

No, it’s terrible. Your English is better than his. Just because there’s some sliver of sense doesn’t mean he even did it on purpose.

Commas can be used to identify parts of the sentence that can be cut out e.g. “… wisdom to cut your taxes in half … If Canada becomes the 51st state.”

Now, here, the comma was used for a list so it shouldn’t have been used that way but I’m sure his meth head brain probably got lost partway or the AI bot that mimics his speech patterns is just that dumb.

John Halo and the Marines are Marines and not Soldiers. Though, I’m not certain Halo ever shows a non-Navy Servicemember in 1-4.

I cancelled my Prime in boycott (and brokenness) ages ago… And yet, my account still gets free shipping. My partner looks at the same item, shipping charges but for me it says “Free With Prime” yet I click on the free games or video and it says “Sign up for Prime.”

So, when we absolutely need to order something from them, I do it because it takes a little bit more from them.

While I agree, you’re assuming the opportunity to fuck him won’t pass once moment is over and he won’t be enshrined as “one of the good ones” and allowed to continue making big, colorful mistakes so long as they aren’t orange ones.

Yeah, but there’s only one handheld with DS/3DS emulation in mind and it’s not cheaper.

I can see bringing the Deck, like you might be sitting there for at least 24 hours, you don’t need to be sitting there holding their hand the whole time…

But the keyboard? The mouse? The HEADPHONES? It’s not like you’re in an extended stay. You’re getting that baby out and going. You don’t need all that.

Alternatively, Rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;! - Sims 1 for those times you wanna have a rich family from the start and move_objects on for when God needs to be their butler.

Mr. Noodle, are you not familiar with the abomination that is the cursive n?

I’ve tried a few times to really wrap my head around Usenet and I’ve got a couple of bookmarked tabs but… Man, I even had trouble setting up the arrs. My brain might be a bit too smooth these days.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylene_blue

Methylene Blue does have medicinal purposes and I know someone who had it used in a hospital due to a reaction to anti-malarials.

I shut and lock my door ten minutes before a meeting. Hit the bathroom and then usually log in for a functions check, fix my blinds and pull up the relevant group chat that doesn’t have the boss in it.

Organize my notes on my desk, get a coffee or water in front of me. Someone will always be later. I’ll sometimes be the first. Let teams let them see that I’m starting it, whatever, everyone knows I’m getting my coffee.

Also, I like to give my colleague a fifteen minute heads up since he’ll sometimes forget.

I have literally fired a machine gun until liquid carbon is running down the gun and spraying on my face and I’ve likely had more lead from pipes and paint chips than anything else.

HTS is more aligned to Turkey than the US. The SDF keeps the ISIS chaps locked up in Hasakah with overwatch from US hellfire missiles.

The YPJ and the YPG are the terrorists that the US supports.

The pockets are alone to give away that Hostel guy is wearing a “field jacket” cotton blend while Agent 47 is wearing a ECWCS cold/wet weather top. He could have two jackets and all that but they’re different jackets.

I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.

You understood Earthbound? You understood the game that expects you to wait for like five minutes outside a waterfall without doing anything to progress?

I mean, the game is great, no lie, but understandable is not the first thing that comes to mind.

I have a Logitech G100 combo of a mouse and keyboard. Rubber domes, came with a grub cover. It’s been over a decade and it’s my go-to “need to work on a computer” set.

Actually, the mouse out of that one is still in active use right now.

Alright Randy Newman, take out your insecurities on them.