you can also add -noai to the end of your search

Yes

Curious how you decided what goes where, I’d hardly consider SQL a “Toy Lang” as opposed to a “System Lang”

I don’t have one myself but I know someone with a HiBy R1 and he recommends it. It has a microSD slot and bluetooth, as well as a small touchscreen, so I’m pretty sure it fits what you’re looking for.

The PowerMac G4 Cube. Absolutely gorgeous design, arguably the best looking computer ever. Horribly impractical even for the time and especially nowadays.

I think you need to go to a therapist