terminal cancer

“I’m sorry, you’ve been diagnosed with :()::&;:”

“You have a couple seconds to live.”

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

Health apps scare me. Idfc where it’s from.

This is pretty much how so many experienced home cooks eventually get to the point where they can eyeball the amount of each ingredient they need.

“Sir/mam, this is a Walmart. Your loss of business is literally a rounding error in pur profits.”

“…Also all the other local stores were run out of business so there’s no where else to shop.”

Honestly it’s probably just held for a short period of time before finally being deleted.

Enough time to profit off it one last time.

An all American movies being produced in canada. Why?

Genuine question.

That’s the type of shit you’d eat in the 18th century as a piss poor beggar who doesn’t wanna go into the workhouse.

Despite trying to learn I STILL have to occasionally loom at the keyboard when typing. Not as much as I used to but still.

Gaming is a different story. 100% locked in on the screen.

In my computer engineering course this is literally how we were told to write the date on our lab reports.

If you’re programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.