When you do what you love, work is like play time.

First date Feb 7, 1987

Working day is done

I want to be a better man, not a bitter man.

Somedays, I would spend 4-5 hours at the library, just to figure out one thing.

Was that Zach, from Zach and Jess?

Can you tell us the story?

I still remember turning the page to start Chapter 5.

Nicole Kidman, creepy

Ben Gazara Just needs a slap

Loved my clapper. More reliable at turning the lights on and off than Google Home.

What kind of filter?

When the angel of death comes.
I won’t cry.

I won’t weep and wallow 
“Oh why, why, why”

I won’t bob and weave 
When he swings his scythe

I’ll look that fucker right in the eye.

You come for me?
G’wan then, give it a try

I’ll go down swinging 
When it’s my time to die

I apologize for the shitty behavior of other men.

That being said, how do you feel about men reading those posts on women only communities, if they don’t reply, comment or vote?

We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

Best way to get some?

Everyone is different?

Frozen onions?

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?