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“Destructions” instead of “Instructions”
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but never pick your friend’s nose
Not my “parents”, but my Grandpa. When he wasn’t feeling well, he would say, “Feels like I’ve been shot at and missed, shit at and hit.”
I want this embroidered and framed on my living room wall.
Mum had a few:
“Home, James”
“Lead on, McDuff”
“You’re lucky I love you”
“You’re big enough and ugly enough to take care of yourself”
I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time
My wife always gives me shit for saying “six of one, half a dozen of the other.”
That’s pretty common in my area. Tell your wife she needs to get out more!
You can mix it up by saying “six of one, baker’s dozen of the other” and see if she catches on.
