Printers/Fax machines.

We support a financial institution that uses ~30MB Excel sheets with thousands of calculations and they wonder why they can’t send it via email or why it has issues when 10 people edit it at once

Just use a goddamn database

I’m not your guy, fwend!

The ‘gifted kid’ to drug addict pipeline

Needed to get a server back online when it’s CPU cooler had failed

Found some random cooler for a totally different CPU, smeared thermal paste on it and zip-tied the cooler to the mobo and case as best I could.

That thing ran like a champ for almost 6 months till I got around to replacing it

Like the good old days of manual segmentation lol

Dingus.

It’s such a good soft insult, like doofus

The Moon.

Failing that, Low Earth Orbit.

Went to work in the mines

Apparently had a kid and is now a deadbeat dad

Honestly couldn’t care less, I haven’t thought about them in years

I hope they’re removed from the gene pool

80% of people probably have no idea that microwaves have power settings

A Darwinian I see

I feel like it’s bugged, my character keep doing everything normally but it keeps coming back

lord_of_the_rings_sample.mp4 (400MB)

Neat, I didn’t know that it’s a Unix thing

cmd.exe

More like

.config/

Leading dot will hide the folder in most file explorers

nvme0n1p0

var/

Yeah it kind of surprised me too. HDMI and USBC is good for modern servers, but we have plenty of 15-year-old servers in production and even a lot of new servers still use VGA.

This is such a perfect reply lol

Hah, I remember being a cringey teenager and spruiking Reddit to all my friends with the narwhal shit

Lemmy now definitely feels smaller than old reddit but has much better quality posts and posters