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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

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      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Ce n’est pas un rocher

  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.

    Well rounded

    Uniform oval shape

    Well distributed grain

    Minimal color invariance

    Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant

    Higher than average support threshold

    Aerodynamic

    Hydrodynamic

    No moss (that’s always a plus)

    No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

    Negative wobblyness

    3 dimensional

    Positive spinniness

    Nice all around silicate spectrum

    Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

    High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)

    Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)

    Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

    Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

    Gravitationally bound to Earth system

    Free range Baryonic matter contents

    All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

    Rate: 5/7

    7/7 with rice

    Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

    Judgement: 👍

    • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world
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      you’re right. no arguments here

    • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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      Why is moss bad?!

    • madjo@feddit.nl
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      It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee
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    Sorry its a pebble.

  • Carmakazi@lemmy.world
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    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        It’s clearly just binary code.

        • tonyn@lemmy.ml
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          Duh those are electrons.

          • Venator@lemmy.nz
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            But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            More like quarks and other shit.

            • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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              The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.

              • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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      maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

      • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        Macrosand

        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          4 months ago

          you mean gravel?

  • lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.

    • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

      • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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        “Ceci” si tu veux être précis

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      To further the spirit of the topic:

      picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

      image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

      Source: the interweb. Fight me.

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        I’m here to put the F back in Art

  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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    Image was made with AI

    • Aneb@lemmy.world
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      Liked by a bot

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    Hey fuck you buddy

    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        stone range

        • Kcap@lemmy.world
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          Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

        • 60d@lemmy.ca
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          PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!

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            Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice

          • snooggums@lemmy.world
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            You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!

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              You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.

              YOU RETARD!

    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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      I’m not your buddy, Pal!

      • 60d@lemmy.ca
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        I’m not your pal, Guy!

        • bfg9k@lemmy.world
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          I’m not your guy, fwend!

  • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

  • wabafee@lemmy.world
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    That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

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      “The guy made a million dollars!”

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

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    IT’S A STONE

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Get your head out of the sand, bird man!

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      The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

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        Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

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    Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks

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    Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

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    The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance

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    That’s not a rock

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      deleted by creator

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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

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