What is this Dick Dastardly-ass shit?

Bro that’s literally the name of a GTA brand. It’s called Pro Laps.

If eaten in large amounts. Also, herbivore animals get cancer too.

The bird is with the Iranian government!!

Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.

Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao

I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).

I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.

I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

“I’m fucking [TITLE CARD]”

You get mesothelioma! You also get mesothelioma! EVERYONE gets mesothelioma!

Good thing we can just block instances/communities so we don’t need to ever listen to their bullshit drivel.

Redditors thinking they’re the first line of defense against fascism is hilarious. The call is coming from inside the house.

Also, anyone who refers to themselves as “high IQ” is not worth listening to. In fact they might be even stupider than anyone who’s actually intelligent.

I feel like I should bring back this timeless Tumblr post. I do not want internet on any of my appliances, and nobody should.

That house looks like it’s begging to be mercy killed.

I still live in Brazil but almost all of my social media friends are from the US, so I think both in English and Portuguese. Mostly English, though.