From the witching community, you’d have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.
According to the meme, pretty soon you’re a Batman villain.
…soon?
The… Crowmistress? Queen of Corvids?
Obviously a true story. Cats are famously easy to train. Also, the image has words on it that support this story.
God forbid a woman have hobbies.
impressive, it’s easier to train moths to fly away from the light than train cats
65??
Those boomers have a decent enough pension to be able to buy food for that many pets, in their bought and paid off home. I’m struggling with 3 cats in social housing.
To err is human, to go get is feline.
Police force investing in time and money to investigate an old woman who trained her cats to steal a sock or a curtain.
… while the police force secretly negotiates and collaborates with the mafia on local cocaine trafficking.
Are you questioning the journalistic integrity of worldnewsdailyreport.com?
I don’t believe it. If you look at the image, it’s says it happened.
I suppose if Jesus is telling me it happened, I ought to believe it did.
But I can’t even get a cat to stop stealing butter.
You’d have to get pretty lucky with cats. Mine jumped over the garden fence yesterday and then got stuck and had to be rescued from the shadow dimension of the side passage, because apparently it’s a one-way fence.
we got two cats. one was orange. one was not. we figured the orange would give us trouble. he did. not before the other one got her tail trapped in the blinds somehow and broke it. like, she got it wrapped around one of the slats of large-slatted venetian blinds somehow, got the greebles and when the ran off it broke. the tail, not the blinds.
gonna be honest, after having that cat for a few years now, i’m surprised it hasn’t happened again, she hasn’t taken off at full 12 pounds of fury (instead of last time with all 2.5 pounds of her) and broke the damn tail off. because it sounds like something she’d do for fun.
all the orange one’s got is anxiety. i wonder why.
Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.
I mean, you have to be pretty rich to have 65 cats.
She used the cats to steal more cats
