He turns around for one second and it’s back to the first picture

Customers are drawn towards a nice looking display and will be willed by an unknown dark force to destroy it.

Found feels like a stretch, seems like NY cats have worked out that those poles are a taxi service just for them, so they just look for their pole and wait till their chauffeur to arrive.

but they taste soooo fucking good, like every other animal sucks in comparison to pigs, that’s how good they are, they deserve to be pampered and not have to want for anything in life before I eat them up.

That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.

I love everything about this paragraph.

Griest told police he had fallen on the television and that his wife had tried to catch him but ended up getting a cut on her neck. When Griest fell, the television broke and he got a cut on his finger. Griest told officers that he called police because the incident was “going to turn into a domestic” as his wife’s drunk boyfriend was allegedly going to stop the house the following day to assault him, Hornberger wrote in the affidavit.

The right kind of petty.

Hahahaha cool, Linux with ads and tracking and all the spyware you could ever want.

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)

Friendly reminder: Be nicer to yourselves, bitches

No! Someone’s gotta keep that asshole in line.

It’s not my best work, but here you go.

When I ask my google assistant to make my light blue, sometimes it plays a random song with blue in the title and ignores me for a bit.