Here you go m8:

Female cat ~2yrs, “Mushi Miso”
She’s adorable!
She’s kind of a pussy, you are adorable!
Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:
Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like “poonch-key” (Polish folk, don’t come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).
He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.
I love him more than life itself.

This is Eve. She’s pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it’s spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

My little baby, Soos!
Well, here’s
, she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.Her bro
 passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.

What a lovely void

My idiot Koala just turned 15 yesterday!
My silly girl, Rosie. A Pomsky and very well behaved, usually 😂




Here’s Charlotte and Emily! They’re sisters from the same litter, so I named them after the Brontë sisters 😁
 
 





Me and my stripey boy, Chief Inspector Bean, we were together for nearly 20 years and I will miss him until the day I die.

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)







