Perfect steak. Could use it in so many things, besides eating it by itself, and it’d save me so much and majorly upgrade my meals.
That’s a good one, I’d have steak and rice every other night
What is the perfect steak tho? And can it come with chips?
Bbq brisket. I’m not going to go through the whole process of smoking for several hours.
Imagine unlimited burnt ends. Mmmmmm…
Pretty sure I would be dead within six months.
But what a way to go.
Oh absolutely, I might die in 6 months but during that time I would do a lot of living.
Unlimited smoked brisket?
An honorable death.
Pizza.
Your answer has some monkey paw energy in it.
NOOOO please don’t 😭😰😨😩
We need more information, there’s almost infinite versions and variations of pizza.
Authentic Totino’s Party Pizza. Literally a party that never has to end.
Ah, yes, the Totino’s Party Pizza. Truly a staple of the saddest party ever. It isn’t a depressed pity party without Totino’s.
I have 3 in the freezer right now.
Totino’s Part?
How many parts did Totino have anyways?
Oh yoooou. I fixed it, you silly goose.
LOL, couldn’t help it!
Have a good night, and enjoy your pizza, in no particular order. 🍕
Veggies and beans enchiladas verde.
This guy. He’s right.
This is the way I was going. Beans, rice, and cheese burritos, with plenty of veggies and salsa to round things out. Pretty wholesome, lots of nutrients, complete protein. You’d never starve. Enchiladas are an excellent variation.
buckwheat crepes stuffed with spinach, cheese, and bacon
That sounds awesome.
Corndog.
I just like the idea of being able to offer a warm corndog to anyone at anytime.
I used to go to the fair a have fresh dipped corn dogs, so good!
A good taco. Actually, I think the enchilada guy was right. What he said.
If I get the power I’ll share.
We could have a crazy good potluck and needy people meal drive with all the options people are listing.
Gyros!
Beef Wellington
With or without deathcap mushrooms?
Meal replacement bar
Like a variety pack or a specific flavor?
A nice salad with dressing and some added things like feta cheese. It tastes good, I make it rarely because the salad package / salad head always spoils before I ate all of it, and it’s one of the only foods that I like that wouldn’t make me obese if it was a magically available at all times.
This is a good choice! Salads seem simple but to make it interesting involves a lot of prep. And too often you go to the fridge and the ingredients either wilted or froze, plus when you’re done it’s still just a salad even if it’s a really good one. Being able to say, “I’d like a nice arugula with apples and maple toasted pecan bits, balsamic dressing” or maybe “How about miner’s lettuce and baby red leaf, with sliced grapes, Monterey Jack, sourdough croutons and nasturtiums, and put a little toasted sesame oil in the dressing.”
Turn a simple burger into a gourmet meal, and healthy too.
Cheese Enchiladas!
What kind of sauce? Traditional, verde, mole, etc.
I’ll usually order 10 enchiladas which is 2-3 large dinner orders combined. Have to explicitly say “All Cheese” since they are usually on the menu as mixed (1 beef, 1 chicken etc) and usually it’s a red sauce with lettuce, diced tomatoes and sour cream on top.
Beef Wellington
I’m torn between ribs with a dry rub, or a blackened burger with sauteed onions, blue cheese, and bacon.
Steamed broccoli 🥦
… that isn’t a very difficult or expensive thing to do just normally tho
“If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?”
… steamed broccoli takes 10 minutes and is cheap af why not use your ONE GIFT on something more expensive and effortful?
At least make it a fucking broccoli cheese casserole
I want one always ready, perfectly cooked broccoli floret magically available to me at any time. No grocery shopping or cooking required. I could be anywhere and have perfectly cooked broccoli to eat and/or share with others 😌
That’s reason enough to block you…
