Pageboy seems most expendable. But I would meltdown I must confess
Who else is going to boy the pages?
Is that why my Playboy pages stick together?
Eye of newt is just what they called mustard seeds, so that
I don’t need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!
Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.
I see eye of newt, but where, prithee, is your…
sQuIrT oF lEmOn? 🍋🟩🤏
Eye of newt can go. Most recipes can use an eye of frog to pretty much the same effect. And they are also a lot cheaper.
Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can’t even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.
Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.
Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they’re just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.
Can’t lose blood magic, can’t have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it’s at
Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess. 🤷
Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.
You have to pay a some point.
Someone has to pay for it, not necessarily you. You can get all kinds of blood, sometimes even consensually!
also like, there’s lymph magic too! No one ever remembers about lymph magic, just because it’s less obvious and impressive…
