That ICE agent looks a lot like a protestor.
Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing
I thought it was the protestors wearing masks! Honest!
“And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that’s their fault for impinging on you.”
He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult remains, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”
Can I get it in the form of an unregulated memecoin?
Best I can do is bath salts
Frankenstein approves
Deep cut
The whole “hitting pedestrians is worth points” trope originated from Death Race 2000, I think. Still, yeah! Weird old movie.
God damn, I managed to eat an onion on a /c/nottheonion comment… I rushed over the article to find where that quote was from, only to feel dumber and dumber as it dawned on me that it is, in fact, way past bedtime.
He may not have said it, but I guarantee he’s thinking it
DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man
In that case, I guess it’s ok to splatter the folks protesting in front of planned parenthood?
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So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?
I hope he says no, thus protesting your request…
Floridians have a right to hit protesters with their car if they need to “flee for your safety.”
are you fleeing for your safety surrounded by ron de santises?
I think Ron DeSantis getting hit by a car would be for everyone’s safety.
ron isnt a human, closest is ahumanoid alien, he will just ressurect in a new clone body.
Don’t try to be rational with ghouls.
A state governor just authorized vehicle ramming attacks against probably his own citizens. Disgusting and disgraceful.
He’s authorizing terrorism against free speech as a loophole for getting around the first amendment
In a stand your ground state?
Haha, ok. Good luck, Attorney General James Uthmeier.
If an armed protestor shoots a driver who is driving at them with intent to cause bodily harm, they… Both have the right to possibly kill one another?
Driver has the green light. Gunman has the green light.
Cool, cool. Makes sense.
Skin color, last name and political affiliation will determine who’s the victim and who’s the assailant
That sounds like maximum USA . Two people not caring about the other, only thinking about themselves, and neither willing to just back off
Childish Gambino is apparently a modern prophet
Or somebody whoat least once talked to an old black person, old hippie, old communist, or old queer.
Purge ruleset
What a country!
Fuck yeah, Night City here we come!
Well ya see, the driver is based and the shooter is woke so the shooter is wrong and gets the chair if the car doesn’t kill them first
The first armed protest on a freeway will clarify everything.
There is nothing the far-right would love more than to bring the Fallujah strategy to Tampa Bay. You are absolutely off your rocker if you think the modern American political leadership is not chomping at the bit to drop a MOAB on the Woke Mob.
The first armed protest on a freeway will be smeared across the pavement, while FOX News anchors cheer and drink champagne in between cuts to Donald Trump on the deck of an aircraft carrier under a big banner that says “Mission Accomplished”.
Free speech is where people legally violently kill or injure you for speaking
I think you are forgetting the right of killing and injuring.
Land of freedom!
/s (if not obvious)
That means I have the right to put 9 rounds into the drivers seat before that happens.
I’m not sure a florida jury will buy it but it is abiding the spirit of the law in florida to merc nearby drivers because you fear for your life.
or i was thinking, ram the car that is ramming protestors.
Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.
No not those protests
Put in the work and publish it. The left is full up on “idea men.”
What if we hit him with a car?
He becomes Greg Abbott.
Greg Abbot was hit by a tree struck by a lightning bolt from god. If you run over DeSantis you’re just doing the lord’s work.
Amen.
I’m firing my gun at the driver in defense if they’re trying to hit me with their car
“Law and order”
Realistically it’s a “Stand Your Ground” situation for the protestor if they are threatened with deadly force from a car attack, so the protestors can legally shoot drivers who are attempting to run them over. So if Rhonda wants to escalate that’s what they are asking for, GTA street wars basically.
Is Rhonda the new q-tip Florida Karen?
He doesn’t “say” that. This law was passed a while ago
