I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol
Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
struggles to open
“screw this, I’ll do without”
Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?
it was an art installation for (literally) fuck’s sake! how are people thinking this was an actual product?
Because not everyone has an exhaustive knowledge about every item that’s ever been in an art installation, and this is being presented like it’s an actual product. Congratulations on your superior intellect, I guess.
I wasn’t trying to stunt. It’s not an intellect thing, it’s just a habit:
When you see something cringe or absurd, take a beat, look for context. Sometimes cringe is cringe, but a lot of ragebait is information deliberately presented out of context to cause a reaction.
idk, I didn’t mean to sound patronizing, it’s just a gripe I have with social media in general.
This is how you deal with penises that don’t first get consent
All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)
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Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
Machomp does
Well know they won’t be able too…
One armed people can’t consent.
It’s basic science.
They can only consent with three armed people
only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
“SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”
whimpers
“Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!M’champ
You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don’t get it
Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.
Marriage didn’t do much for consent 🤷
I have a feeling that signing a whole legal document/ screaming to the four winds (both families included) you will be having sex with this person did a lot for consent. But I understand, marital rape. Divorce is a thing though, and always should have been, but some cultures have been historically more brutally misogynistic than others…
Yeah women have famously never had really really bad times with marriage
You know how the suicide rate among women plummeted when no-fault divorce became a thing? Total coincidence
It should’ve always been a thing and in certain places of the world it was. Don’t complain about your past cultural norms when I’m advocating for the mere social recognition/public announcement and acceptance of a couple of people of age and reason, which is what I’m talking about here when I say ‘marriage’. Women used to be witches to be burned at the stake in the West not too long ago, I’m not at all surprised that women are disregarded and abused still…
I, for one, enjoy not living in a Puritan theocracy.
All-or-nothing thinking is not too productive… and nobody said hedonism wasn’t fun!
Wealth inequality is basically the only issue that matters. Every other problem stems from that.
No, people are aimless and in times of great wealth they just turn to hedonism and lose sight of the bigger picture. Man needs more than bread…
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?
Rapists love using condoms I’m sure
it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren’t pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a “statement.”
it’s like an OmegaMart product, basically.
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
Given how often cops test rape kits, I’m not sure it would matter :(
Fair point.
Something tells me most rapists aren’t all that bright.
How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?
How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”
