A fire extinguisher. I’m glad I’ve never had to use it so far…
Steam games on sale.
You’re not wrong but you don’t have to say such hurtful things
Life insurance.
For me it’s car insurance—I’ve never had a claim but I pay for decent coverage.
High deductible health insurance
Bread, dear lord the bread.
I always need it the day after I throw it, which was already a few days past the expiry date in the fridge.
Freeze it. Toast as needed.
Keeping the bread in the fridge was your first mistake
It you only rarely eat bread: Cut it up at put it in the freezer. Whenever you need a couple slices it’s easy to break off however many you need and pop them in a toaster for a couple minutes. If you’re packing a lunch you don’t even need the toaster, just make the lunch with frozen slices and they’ll be thawed in a couple hours :)
The expiry date is for keeping on the counter also, if it’s not moldy just eat it…
Oh don’t worry, I make sure to throw it only after I say hi to the mold.
For world leaders: A Nuclear Arsenal
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My wife’s tampons.
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Monthly subscription to Netflix.
Cheap trash earplugs at concerts.
Nowadays I have a good pair that I bring with me, but if the foamy yellow ones are the only ones available I’ll buy them and within minutes pull them out to be able to hear anything except the person behind me butchering the lyrics straight into my ear.
This way I can hear the music at the concert, and my worsening tinnitus the rest of my life. Win win.
Assurances.
milk and pastrami
They’re for my kids, not for me.
Vegetables.
Those medicine for cuts, they always end up expiring since it’s easier to just put my hand in running water and apply soap.
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It so you know I’m a human beep boop
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