Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.

  • Apeman42@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I guess he needs a courier buddy full of bad trivia.

    You take your average dragon’s intestines and stretch ‘em out? You’re lookin’ at eh… three leagues and change.