Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.
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The Goliath at the end of the bar is a happy genial sort, his comically oversized tankard is a source of recurring jokes
“Hale and well-met, everybody.”
“Nørmr!”
“What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?”
“I’d say ‘Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.’”
I guess he needs a courier buddy full of bad trivia.
You take your average dragon’s intestines and stretch ‘em out? You’re lookin’ at eh… three leagues and change.
A bespectacled kenku wizard enters, “ah Dr Crane how’ve ya been”.
“Very well Nørmr, thank you for asking”
So then is Lilith a harpy or a succubus?
Oh definitely a Harpy
She’s hot as fuck
There are a few podcasts like that I think. Notably Hello from the Magic tavern. A sitcom, even animated, would be pretty cool!
Ooh, gonna have to check that one out! 😁
