schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAJ1@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoThere’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
There’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!