“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
So a standard Trump supporter?
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
I wonder if this is Nevada, where you see them transporting military equipment on trucks all the time. Like missiles and bombs. Wondering if someone got creative with the covering.
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
