Asking as a product tester, how do you use it?
You put it in your butt and bounce around like Tigger.
It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
It’s for shooting behind the toilet when changing TP rolls.
This is the correct answer—a spring loaded toilet roll holder. You slide the spring in to replace the TP. on the holder
Yes, I read the instructions. Insert the device into the hole and release the spring. But how long do I leave it in there?
/s 😂
its for when you are really constipated, or just like that kinda thing
the spring inside is for the extra umpf when it releases
make sure you use the correct end though, my uncle will never use these again because of “the incident”
nothing can prepare a young mind for seeing his uncle fist full up his ass screeming about the “cheap toilet paper roll holder” or something. But my dad told me later what he was doing with it…
You would also need the wall-mount to properly test it. It’s a toilet paper holder, just in case people were wondering.
LOL, I’m pretty sure everyone should know that, hence the shitpost.
Fun answers people have offered though… 😂🤣
Expert level sounding.
Fartillery
tampon inserted. load one up and fire away.
Toilet-time spring-enabled entertainment device
When you can’t reach the shampoo bottle you see how far you can launch this thing
