Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? message-squaremessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down14
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square148fedilink
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 month ago“Hi, I don’t want this job, I’m just here because the job centre told me to apply if I want to continue receiving unemployment benefits.”
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago“I have uncontrollable diarrhea, I smell like I have uncontrollable diarrhea, and my cooking tastes like uncontrollable diarrhea. When can I start, chef?”
“Hi, I don’t want this job, I’m just here because the job centre told me to apply if I want to continue receiving unemployment benefits.”
“I have uncontrollable diarrhea, I smell like I have uncontrollable diarrhea, and my cooking tastes like uncontrollable diarrhea. When can I start, chef?”