Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.
Typical Florida police state.
“Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers”. MURICA!
I’m beyond frustrated that the article doesn’t mention either of their positions. Was he right?
I raised chickens for many years, and I was all ready to be able to weigh in on who was right. A darn shame they couldn’t give us more details
Harper’s Pub
All of the parties involved in the argument were said to have been drinking.
For God’s sake, the British developed technology to deal with this some time back. The Guinness Book of World Records was originally designed to resolve disputes between bar patrons. Just put one in the bar instead of resolving them via homicide.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/70781-most-prolific-chicken
Most prolific chicken
White Leghorn (No. 2988)
United States
The highest authenticated rate of egg-laying is 371 in 364 days, laid by a White Leghorn (No. 2988) in an official test conducted by Prof. Harold V. Biellier ending on 29 August 1979 at the College of Agriculture, University of Missouri, USA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records
Guinness World Records, known from its inception in 1955 until 1999 as The Guinness Book of Records and in previous United States editions as The Guinness Book of World Records, is a British reference book published annually, listing world records both of human achievements and the extremes of the natural world. Sir Hugh Beaver created the concept in order to settle arguments debated in pubs, and twin brothers Norris and Ross McWhirter co-founded the book in London in August 1955.[3]
https://gwrstore.com/en-us/collections/guinness-world-records-books
$21 per copy from their own store.
https://www.amazon.com/Guinness-World-Records-2025/dp/1913484564
$23 on Amazon.
British
Guinness
Oooooh, them’s fighting words!
I think you’ll find the British invention to solve this was deportation to America.
You think Americans can read? How about drunk Americans?
But then we’ll never get a new record for ‘number of dumb questions asked before somebody got shot’
Most or fewest?
whatever amount of eggs this guy says is the right number
It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.
Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.
I’m trying to start an argument, but the other guy over there says 371 in 364 is the record, which is more than 1 a day.
Florida back at it again
he looks just like Crash Bandicoot in the thumbnail
What’s crazy is my daughter and I were in the car and she was telling me that a chicken can only lay up to five eggs. And I was like that’s definitely not true, and she said that that’s what her teacher said. I said that it’s definitely not true, and maybe there’s a limit per “egg laying session,” if there is such a thing, but even knowing nothing about chickens, I know they lay more than five eggs.
She then went on to say maybe it was how many kittens a cat can have.
So this argument is a very real thing.
My daughter is 7, so I don’t expect her to have all the facts just yet.
Jesus he’s a walking hillbilly stereotype
Stereotypes happen for a reason.
You got to fight for your beliefs.
Was he right tho?
Is it always the same “Florida Man” or do they take turns?
We only hear about the Florida shenaningans because of a criminal transparency law unique to Florida.
The entire country is a freak show.
That’s the joke, no? That they are obviously all different people, but we treat them as one person - with the superhero name Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.
Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.
This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe…
Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
That’s a blurry picture but dear God are you telling me that man is 44 years old? Chicken farming really takes it out of you, huh?
It’s the inbreeding. He’s his own son.
Guy looks like a GTA player RPing a hillbilly meth head.
At first I thought dude was cosplaying One Piece. With a piece.
The Florida version of the Straw Hat pirates. They all have guns, Chopper is an alligator, and Nami is inexplicably pregnant for some reason.
That outfit is straight fire though.
Overalls are always sexy AF, the knee-high rolled cuffs show off the ‘too cool to give a fuck’ combo of socks and slippers, but the shirt’s on the opposite side of the color wheel for maximum contrast, and the yellow hat adds to the cartoonishly cheerful look.
It’s an outfit that screams both “look at me!” And “lol i dgaf”. I would absolutely wear the hell out of that outfit. I wouldn’t accesorize it with a handgun though.
From the grainy screenshot, he looks exactly like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy.
The beauty of handguns is that they go with anything.
