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Pig trotters? Yeah, last I checked Walmart still sells them in glass jars for your viewing pleasure

EU tariffs should be made highest for corporate sponsors of Trump to punish these assholes

Tie the highest possible tariffs to corporate sponsors of his regime, then you can punish the responsible people more effectively.

He probably doesn’t truly expect them to keep prices the same. He will probably complain, but not do anything because he doesn’t really give a fuck about the consumers who worry about little things like tech prices.

The announcements cause predictable stock market jumps that his sycophants can take advantage of over and over again

If my salary dropped in half, I’d be homeless in one month. I suspect this would not be the case for him. Either way, Target continues to lose out on my $200 every week.

Those 3 would already have been banned for being proper nouns, wouldn’t they?

It’s actually worse because measles infection wipes out your immunity for other infections. Not to mention that even if you don’t die, 40% of people with measles infections end up needing hospitalization.

I’m hearing my colleague from China (Beijing dialect)

Standard English has enough spelling/pronunciation mismatch weirdness, so more power to them for spelling the words in a way that conveys the sound so you still get the meaning, though my brain is processing it with an accent which is throwing me off

Like abusers who get mad when you flinch because ‘I wasn’t even gonna do anything to you’ and proceed to hit you with more force

They’re developing a toilet that can recognize people based on unique asshole prints and track, analyze, and store data on your waste on the cloud. It’s a privacy nightmare I didn’t think I needed to worry about. https://futurism.com/neoscope/scientists-toilet-identifies-butthole

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Training people in surgical techniques is way easier in lefties because most have been imitating right handed people so have some degree of ambidexterity. When you tell a right handed person to do precision movements with their left hand it fucks them up for a while.

Like Houston in August I suspect

I’ve been to several Christmas stores open only during the winter in Texas

Yeah I believe yokels will pop off at linemen on their property but who gives away free fentanyl?

My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.

Copper chisel chips on old mining piles, copper replacement agates, lots of small copper specimens that are slowly filling my house. I gave up on the sweeping metal detectors once I got some nice handheld probes that you can shove deep into loose dirt and rocks while digging.

Never ever date someone who’s not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you’re his mom and still have to fuck him? No.