Is there EVER a time when Republicans AREN’T thinking about the dicks of children??
Tricky one, tricky. It’s very doubtful but maybe it’s possible for them to do that when they are busy raping little girls…?
Has Tylenol sued the Trump admin yet? This can’t be good for their sales.
Honestly, anyone who is influenced by this absolute bullshit was probably already taking horse dewormer or pet drips behind the neck from the farm/feed store anyway.
Nah, their patent on acetominaphen is expired, so they have little real interest in defending it today. Slap another brand on their various meds that don’t contain it, and call it a day.
People who believe the administration and drop Tylenol for Motrin, Kenvue is happy either way.
Also they continue to own the brand that is demonized by the administration that some people will stick with precisely because this administration demonized it.
Also reap a bump of people stockpiling because they think the government might take it away.
People who believe the administration and drop Tylenol for Motrin, Kenvue is happy either way.
I mean, when the profits for all of those drugs funnel to the same company…
This wouldn’t be “defending it” like a copyright claim. This would be suing for damages. It doesn’t matter how much they care about the brand. They’d sue to get money based on a loss of potential sales (future and present) and any other harm done.
I could see them not wanting to rock the boat, but I don’t think it’s a smart play. They’ll go down either way if the Fascists want, and they clearly don’t care about them enough to not damage them.
They’re still constantly using their brand name, rather than the generic chemical name. I think they’d def have grounds to sue.
It’s about time we get paracetamol here in the States. It’s much more effective and has a charming accent.
They are saying Tylenol, not acetaminophen aren’t they? What typically happens when you defame a brand?
Probably doing great from panic buying.
I mean I’m all for ending circumcision, but being a fellow acetaminophen-american, I can certainly say it does not appear to be a factor for me being that I’m not cut.
It seems very strange that lacking foreskin would have a relationship to executive functioning in the brain, but I’m not an expert like they claim to be.
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They say men think with their dicks, but I thought it was a metaphor!
There’s conclusive evidence that male Trump supporters think stunted thoughts, so draw your own conlcusions from that.
I showed this to my autistic friend. He laughed so hard I thought I broke him.
You didn’t break him, the Tylenol and circumcisions did! It’s all in the article. Try to keep up, bud.
Ngl I thought this was a stroke headline. These are a whole bunch of unrelated topics strung together in a sentence with Elmer’s glue.
No, Elmer’s doesn’t have enough fumes. I think it’s rubber cement they’ve been sniffing
Weapons grade modeling glue that they stopped selling in the 80s.
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All those female sexed autistic folks don’t exist.
Well, they don’t have foreskins, do they?
well… (nsfw image warning) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
female genital mutilation was practiced in the USA, and thankfully banned, for the same reasons male genital mutilation should be.
If I had boys, there’s no way I would agree to them being circumcised at all, but you need to know that FGM is much, much worse than circumcision. Most circumcised men can perform happily sexually, but need lube to masturbate. Not so women who have endured FGM.
There are 4 main types of FGM:
type 1 (clitoridectomy) – removing part or all of the clitoris
This is the equivalent of removing the glans or dickhead. Its purpose is to remove pleasure from sex.
type 2 (excision) – removing part or all of the clitoris and the inner labia (the lips that surround the vagina), with or without removal of the labia majora (the larger outer lips)
Includes 1
type 3 (infibulation) – narrowing the vaginal opening by creating a seal, formed by cutting and repositioning the labia
This makes sex very painful. There isn’t a deliberate equivalent for men, but men with severe phimosis also experience pain. Phimosis is usually treatable without surgery, and even after surgery (circumcision) sex is pleasurable. Paraphimosis is an urgent medical emergency where the foreskin is trapped behind the glans, cutting off blood supply, but no one is doing phimosis or paraphimosis to people deliberately.
other harmful procedures to the female genitals, including pricking, piercing, cutting, scraping or burning the area
I.e. botched, deliberately or accidentally.
So…
The normal outcome of circumcision, “I wish wanking were easier” isn’t the same as the normal outcome of FGM, “I wish sex wasn’t traumatisingly painful”.
Pretending that circumcision is as bad as, or equivalent to FGM, or even that they’re bad for the same reason, REALLY undermines your case to the point of making you look heartless or ill-informed.
so…is the autistic foreskin in the room with us?
obviously not, they were cut off. Do you know what a circumcision is?
is that some kind of honorary knight?
I dub thee… Autistic Foreskin.
Pretty sure I developed a brain bleed from that title sentence.
The woke Trump administration again persecuting Christians and attacking their rites
Most Christians don’t do the dick chop, it’s a US and Jewish thing (maybe Muslim too?)
It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.
Not in the US. About 80% are circumcised in the US, including most Christians.
I guess I meant an inclusive and, meaning Jewish or US American, but it would have meant an either or situation there.
Where I live, chopping dicks is predominantly a Jewish thing, and is the butt of many Jewish jokes. Personally, I’m anti-baby-dick-chopping.
Back in the 70s-80s many Christian Americans were circumcised because it was thought to be cleaner. Doctors would often just do it once the baby was born with little to no input from parents.
That’s fucked up. It’s still fucked up if the parents ask for it. My body my choice and all that.
US thing = American Christian thing = American thing
So if you take too many Tylenol, you become Autistic and your foreskin drops off. Cool trick Bro! Now do Diphenhydramine.
No no, it’s when you get circumcision and then rub Tylenol on the wound… right?
Republicans are NOT Anti Semetic! They just think Nazis are OK and that Jewish Traditions (ASIDE from Bombing Refugee Camps and Hospitals) are WRONG!
I’m not antisemitic and I think circumcision is wrong. It’s sexual assault, normalized.
I get the traditional and cultural reasons why it was done, but that time is gone.
I think historically, intersex people would have an operation to assign a single gender. Nowadays, we wait, as it is considered cruel to assume. Why is it different for religion? Why do we have an exception for people who are not medically trained to perform what is essentially an operation.
The only reason it is tolerated and legal and common is due to cultural memory. If some new religion required all children to have their appendix removed preventively, we would not do that.
fully agreed, but I will note that “corrective” genital mutilation on intersex folks is still very much a thing.
Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.
/s
At least they would be removing something pointless, not something like human rights.
Wow all that blood loss seems to be making his face smaller and smaller
This was my thought as well. Seems like a very thinly veiled antisemitic thing to say.
“It’s not dispositive that it causes autism,” Kennedy said. “It’s so suggestive that anybody who takes the stuff during pregnancy is irresponsible.”
Whelp after reading that my head hurts so much I have to go take some Tylenol.
That’s a clever way of bringing it back to the Jews. Good job. Pro move. It’s always antisemitism, even when you didn’t think they could find a way.
